The Glory Holes II

So as I was rocking out to The Glory Holes third song a giant orgy broke out lead by the lead singer who went by "The Black Hole" for some unknown reason.  Now like I said before I was high as shit on Polar Bear tranquilizers so jumping head first into an orgy full of naked, dirty, and drunk teenagers didn't bother  me one bit.  I actually came in 2nd place in the orgy right after "The Black Hole" so needless to say I was really fucking excited about it.  After the lovemaking was over "The Black Hole" got back on stage and started to sing Footloose, which I was thrilled about because anyone who knows me knows I fucking LOVE Footloose.  I would like to note that at this time no one in the bar had any clothes on with the exception of the band's guitarist had a Hulkamania tank top on but that was all, no pants whatsoever.

TO BE CONTINUED.........

The Glory Holes

The other night I was wondering through the streets of west Hollywood high as fucking shit on heroin and I stumbled upon a quaint little sock hop. At this sock hop a band by the name of The Glory Holes was rocking the shit out of this place! I was already tripping the fuck out so I just went with it. The lead singer was eating a live seagull when I first walked in and no one gave a shit. After he dominated the fuck out of the seagull he then took off his shirt and started singing about rape. Not many people can make rape sound poetic but this young man can, he made me tear up cuz I never got raped but whatevs. The band also has awesome fucking mustaches that I thought they were all going to rush me and force mustache ride me but to my dismay that never happened. When the second song came around 13 naked chicks and 2 naked dudes got on stage and it was just what I needed. You also need to know that the naked dudes were part of the band.
To be continued..................

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Gears Of War 3

First and foremost I'd just like to say I cried more than once while playing this game.  Just thinking about it right now gets me a teary eyed but I'll stay strong for my boys.  This game is super bad ass.  Any game where you get to roll around and just chainsaw orcs in half is OK in my book.  I'm just pissed because I don't know if they are making anymore Gears Of War games so what the fuck is that all about.  I'm also having some trouble signing onto to xboxlive right now so I'm kind of really fucking upset that I can't play horde mode with my friend Skinny Pete from Ottawa.  How am I going to  keep I'm social gaming rep up if I can't sign on and fuck some grannies up with my retro lancer ya know.  But this is more of a gripe with the god damn fucking xbox than the game but whatever the game is still sick as fuck.  I wish there was a mode that you could turn all the characters into super hot topless playmates or something along those lines.  Game developers need to think outside the box more often I feel.  This isn't 1996 anymore guys theres no excuse not to work a major pornographic girl/girl sex scene into every game you make.  Anyways Gears of War made me get a lil teary when Dom sacrificed himself to save his crew (sorry if that was a spoiler but FUCK YOU if you haven't played it yet).  I mean he was so distraught that his lady got killed by the orcs that he was like fuck it I'm out of here dude.

Milfs

This is kind of a wide review cuz there are so many MILFs out there but I would just like to show my respect for the older generation of ladies out there that still take pride in their physical appearance.  A lot of people out there have different definitions of a true MILF.  Is it just any older lady that you'd like to fuck or is it just any woman who has bared children?  I don't really give a fuck what you think about what a MILF is so I just call all older ladies MILFs even if I wouldn't fuck them.  Thats a trick question though cuz I'll fuck anything that comes my way.  Anyways MILFs are top shelf material in my opinion.  They should get their own day every other month or something.  Then on that day everyone can go down to the local BJs or Chili's and go BUCK "MOTHERFUCKING' WILD.  I'm thinking of taking this idea to the the street and see what sort of feedback I get so I'll let everyone know how it goes.  I bet this is an idea that I could get Obama to back.

BrownCoats.com

Now that I'm a huge Firefly fan I want everyone out there to know that BrownCoats.com is a tight ass website.  Usually all I do is check out pictures of good looking women on the web but now I'm just checking out what other fans think of my new obsession.  The people that run this site really know their shit and they should be getting an award from Richard Castle himself!  

Premier episode of Sons Of Anarchy season 4

I went handwritten on this one so I hope everyone out there enjoys this.  You may have to click on it to make it bigger if you have problems reading it.