First and foremost I'd just like to say I cried more than once while playing this game. Just thinking about it right now gets me a teary eyed but I'll stay strong for my boys. This game is super bad ass. Any game where you get to roll around and just chainsaw orcs in half is OK in my book. I'm just pissed because I don't know if they are making anymore Gears Of War games so what the fuck is that all about. I'm also having some trouble signing onto to xboxlive right now so I'm kind of really fucking upset that I can't play horde mode with my friend Skinny Pete from Ottawa. How am I going to keep I'm social gaming rep up if I can't sign on and fuck some grannies up with my retro lancer ya know. But this is more of a gripe with the god damn fucking xbox than the game but whatever the game is still sick as fuck. I wish there was a mode that you could turn all the characters into super hot topless playmates or something along those lines. Game developers need to think outside the box more often I feel. This isn't 1996 anymore guys theres no excuse not to work a major pornographic girl/girl sex scene into every game you make. Anyways Gears of War made me get a lil teary when Dom sacrificed himself to save his crew (sorry if that was a spoiler but FUCK YOU if you haven't played it yet). I mean he was so distraught that his lady got killed by the orcs that he was like fuck it I'm out of here dude.
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