Wet

All the blood and gore in this game makes me kind of horny.  The main character Rubi is sexxy and she makes me feel big in my jeans when I watch her "perform".  Also this game looks very cool the graphics sometimes jump out at me and I have to walk outside for a few minutes to get a grip on reality.  Main character Rubi reminded me of my friend Mickey so that was also a plus for me.  I havn't finished the game yet so I don't know for certain that there's no boobs but I'm pretty sure Wet doesn't have any toplessness which is a bummer cuz Rubi is very attractive.  I pounded about 6 4lokos then played this game for 16 hours straight only stopping to throw up and get jack in the box so I'd say this is a cool game.  Not only can you blast fools with guns but you can also cut people in half with your dandy sword and I feel that all games should have some sort of sword in it.  The soundtrack was sick and I want to sleep with whoever voiced Rubi's character.  I give this game a respectable 3.5 Strawberry Blunt Wraps out of 5 Strawberry Blunt Wraps.